Seriously,

If it wasn't for my kitty Vanity,

or the existence of Halle Berry

or my love for music

or books

or my sisters,

my love for the cities of Paris

and Toronto;

if it wasn't for my hope to visit The Dominican Republic

and West Africa one day,

if it wasn't for my belief that it is the only sin that can not be forgiven,

aint no way in hell I would plan to wake up one of these mornings

especially not tomorrow morning

on my 60th birthday.

Seriously.