22 October 2015

Overheard today at Starbucks


                "Science flies men to the moon. Religion flies people into tall buildings."

10 October 2015

hypocrite 53402

Hurry!
get back in your Bible,
right behind Romans 15:2!
wipe that look of your face,
and stop gossiping about
who is dating who,
who is mad at who,
who needs to lose weight,
who needs to gain weight,
who doesn’t like who,
who might be gay,
who’s carrying who’s baby,
who’s lusting after the pastor,
who was wearing a too-short skirt,
and who was showing too much cleavage at church last Sunday.
get that smile back on your face

…..hurry!

other Christians are coming!
(act saved)
you can go back to your true self after they leave.

--alexgeorge

07 October 2015

Happiness


Some people

Some people can fuck up a mood just by entering the room.

Some people can make things better by leaving.