Toni Braxton is retiring

and wants to play a lesbian.  With full make-out scenes.

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How about her and Halle Berry making out?  Or her and Vanessa Williams? Or her and Janet Jackson? Or Janet Jackson and Halle Berry? Or Halle Berry and Vanessa Williams? or Halle Berry and Gabrielle Union? Or Halle Berry and Naomi Campbell?  Or Halle Berry and Malinda Williams? Or Halle Berry and Jill Marie Jones? Or Halle Berry and Sanaa Lathan? Or Halle Berry and Nicole Scherzinger?  Or Jill Marie Jonesand Sanaa Lathan? Or Halle Berry and Nicole Ari Parker? Or any of the above (especially Halle Berry) and me?     Just a thought.