Top Ten Human Resource orientation items for women in the San Diego Mayor's office

1. Gloria Allred on speed-dial.

2. Tasers.

3. Pepper-spray.

4. Cattle-prod.

5. Brass-knuckles.

6. Mace.

7. Air-horns. ...

8. Chinese Throwing Stars.

9. Large husbands or butch girlfriends.

10. Assorted medieval weaponry.