letssaywedoanddont

Instead of my getting excited about having met someone new;

Yes,

I agree we should exchange contact information,

 but instead of me calling you  the next day,

like I would normally do,

and instead of my waiting for a return call that will never come,

If you're not sincere,

let’s both right now,

say we do (but don't),

 so that

when we see each other in the future at a social setting,

it won’t be awkward-

you know,

with me wondering why you haven’t called me back,

and with you wondering how to respond.

I was blind, but now I see

That awkward moment when you realize you've been making excuses for someone who really is an asshole.