Overheard at a sushi restaurant this afternoon:
"I heard you’re going over to Janet’s house for Christmas dinner. When
you leave the house be sure you shake your coat real good before you get
home. Them roaches she got be big. They have like facial expressions
and stuff. They be looking at you like you entered the wrong apartment. “
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24 December 2012
10 December 2012
Overheard on the train
Female 1 -"Technically it's not lying."
Female 2-"So does that mean you'll never have him meet me or the rest of the family? 'Cause I'm not lying for you.
Female 1-"Girl, you gotta keep this secret."
Female 2-"But you answered his ad. He said he wanted kids, and you ain't got no uterus. And you know why you ain't got no uterus, Felicia, formerly known as Reginald. You gotta tell him the truth.
Female 1 - "But can't I pretend to have a few miscarriages during the relationship, then convince him that we should try adoption?
( then they both got off the train)
Female 2-"So does that mean you'll never have him meet me or the rest of the family? 'Cause I'm not lying for you.
Female 1-"Girl, you gotta keep this secret."
Female 2-"But you answered his ad. He said he wanted kids, and you ain't got no uterus. And you know why you ain't got no uterus, Felicia, formerly known as Reginald. You gotta tell him the truth.
Female 1 - "But can't I pretend to have a few miscarriages during the relationship, then convince him that we should try adoption?
( then they both got off the train)
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