Things people told me about me:

• Before, when I used to see you in the hallway in passing, you always looked you were about to kick someone's ass, but you're a sweet guy!
• You’re a great Uncle!
• You’re a great God-Father!
• Why can’t all my kids be as good as you?
• Smartass
• You’re not even trying to be funny, but you are!
• Come on,  talk black!
• What Carribean island are you from?
• You'd be a great dad
• You're not his dad
• Why do you talk like that?
• I didn’t know you were black. You don’t sound black on the phone.
• You’re not that fat
• You’re a good friend
• Why are you so quiet?
• You can be evil when you want
• Does your halo ever get heavy?